The true test of any plastic reed: Sounding like cane, and not being able to tell the difference.
After playing the clarinet for most of my life, I’ve heard the phrase “blindfold test” countless times, always in somewhat the same context.
Many years ago, it was actually playing a metal clarinet and then a wooden clarinet, or a plastic clarinet behind a screen to determine if the listener could tell the difference. The most interesting thing about the so-called blindfold test was and is, the test was usually only talked about , seldom given or taken.
The audition for symphony orchestras originated by Rosario Mazzeo of the Boston Symphony was the first test to actually have players audition behind a screen, but in fact, these players are usually always known by the panel members.
When I went to The Geneva International Clarinet Competition in 1960, we played behind a screen. However a lady walked up to the other side of the screen screen prior to my playing and said, “Mr Friedland, would you like to play now?” And after I played, someone came and told me, “We really don’t subscribe to the American way of playing the clarinet.” And all this behind a screen. Yes, even though I was the only one to play the Bozza Clarinet Concerto, I was eliminated (Yes, it is still painful.)
The refinement of the so-called blindfold test has now advanced to a new and even more amusing stage wherein the performer plays somethng on a clarinet reed made from cane, of course very well indeed, and then plays it again on the new synthetic reed which is being heavily touted within the undustry presently. (There is a rather considerable battle to be the leader in the sales of these synthetic clarinet and saxophone reeds. Reasons for this are manifold. At about twenty-five dollars each, sales can only pile up if they are heavily advertised, and let us face the fact that not everyone plays the clarinet, making accumulated sales somewhat difficult.)
Along the way, the word “synthetic” was substituted for “plastic”. Synonyms, but one without the stigma of being unreal , cheap and a substitute.
What is interesting about this blindfold test is that one hears the cane reed or the synthetic reed, then immediately hears the other reed playing the same thing. Seems simple, does it not? You guess which is which, but here is another fact which is not given, and that is the technic of recording and of course, the choice of the reed being played, no matter how well.
I believe that we as clarinet players, all know the work that goes into selecting an excellent reed. I’ve come to know this to be considerable. Which the test leaves out, including the expertise and experience of the player/performer.
The answer is somewhat similar to the advertising for prescription medication or non-smoking medications, the difference being that in the case of the reed,the side effects are not given. At least in the medical advertisement, the speaker begins to speed up when they are reading the side effects and the background music gets much louder. In the instance of the blindfold reed test, everything happens within a few seconds, the conclusion being, WOW, if I can’t tell the difference between the two, I have to have…..well, which one? Which one? One is not given the many steps that go into the choosing of a reed,or the fact that all cane reeds and all synthetic reeds respond differently.
What I find somewhat hilarious is the fallacy of advertising a good player playing both, which proves that while the synthetic reed plays as well as the cane reed, the opposite is also true. So, why in the world would anyone wish to pay 25 dollars for a reed if the same thing can be achieved on a reed that can cost as little as a buck and a half?
Keep in mind, all of this is advertising.
The most important tool in playing the clarinet is practice, really nothing else. Oh, and the ability to hear and to discern, but thats a “given”. Discernment can be a gift, or developed with achievement through discipline. No screen or test is needed.
Stay well, and keep practicing.
Sherman Friedland
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